she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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