Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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