i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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