Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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