do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I take back everything I said about communal showers
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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