This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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