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Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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