It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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