D3 body, D1 cock
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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