I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Shame - the story of my life.
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