do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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