even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
Randomize
