it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize
