My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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