Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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