My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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