Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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