Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
