i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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