It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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