I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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