i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
That's intense
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
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