how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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