White coat. Heels.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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