That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
No subtext here. People are naked.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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