lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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