im gay
i know
yea but for you.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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