My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
