Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
