And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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