People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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