She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
My feet surprised me
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
