ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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