He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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