shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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