ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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