i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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