No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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