so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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