Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I intend to get homeless drunk
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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