we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
