I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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