My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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