Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
grandma shit on top of the toilet
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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