Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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