Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
it's like iHOP with fire
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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