How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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