She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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