i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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