i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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