I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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