I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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