Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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