If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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