69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
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