I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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