i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
never play flip cup with pint glasses
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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