So drunk, too bad you don't want this
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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