Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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