People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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