So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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