wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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