Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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